Extinction of human race!

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Mani and Suresh are best buddies from child hood.
They used to have long discussions on various topics when ever they get bored and have nothing to do.
The following is one of thier discussions.
The discusion started because of a movie they watched the day before, '2012'.

Mani: I hope the world ends by 2012 just as in the movie! Human race deserves to get extinct.

Suresh: Dude, don't say such things! You want human race to get extinct?! You have gone mad.
Ok, people like you don't have any future plans. What about me. I've so many things left to do.
I think, I can make a difference in this world. Generate awareness about environment, help poor people. Of course I want to get married to my beautiful girl friend. :D

Mani: You think you can make a difference! hehe.. that's the funniest thing I've heard.
You are going to generate awareness about environment! How are you going to do that ?
Ask people to minismise the usage of toilet paper and water in rest rooms!

How is that going to make a difference ?
Can you make all million extinct species and forests to come back?
Can you restore the depleted water table of the whole world?
Can you put all the minerals, petroleum that have been mined out back to Earth's crust?
Can you get all the industries, nuclear plants to shutdown so that we won't reach the end of the world sooner?
hehe.. no you can't. You yourself are afraid of the idea.

Suresh: But I believe Humans are capable of change. They have evolved so much.
They are capable of change. They would realise their mistakes.
You know, according to Mayans, 2012 can be the world's end or a major spiritual revolution.
May be it's a spiritual revolution in store for us!

Mani: There is no point realising our mistakes now!
There have been so many mistakes committed, for so many thousands of years.
There is no way back for Humans. Human beings have evolved in a very wrong way.
They used their intellect to go after riches and economy, in the process exploiting Earth's resources to the maximum.
There is no hope. It won't take much more time for nature to decide that they should be destroyed.
Just like the Dinosaurs. In fact the next time nature might prefer to help some brainless species to propogate, rather than a species like humans! A dumb comedian is better than a wily villain. :P

Suresh: What happens if the world doesn't end in 2012? Can't we do anything?
There should be something we could do!?

Mani: Yeah. There is a way.
Humans should voluntarily get extincted. :D

Suresh: Voluntarily get extincted! You mean we have to commit mass suicide!

Mani: We don't need to commit mass suicide. We just need to stop reproducing.
I've just joined 'The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement'.
Why don't you check out what they do.( The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement check link for more info)
And don't forget to join them. ;)

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Kab hoga pyaar mujh se

This is just a small experiment. Pardon me if there are any grammatical mistakes

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Ghar se nikali toh tujhe dikhi, barsaat mein bheegi billi
Billi ko ghar le aayi, kheli khudi bada jor se

Ghar se nikali toh tujhe mili, dhoop mein bhoodi daadi amma
Daadi ko ghar bulaayi, khilaayi-pilaayi pyaar se

Billi dikhi, Daadi dikhi, tujhe mere siva sab kuch dikha
Baarish mein bheega, dhoop sekaa, ladaa bhukaar-jhukaam se

Woh mere dil ki rani, yeh padh ke toh bataa
Kab ayega taras mujh pe, kab hoga pyaar mujh se

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Paagal Stupid Mann - episode 2

This post is a sequel for one of my earlier posts, Paagal Stupid Mann - episode 1..

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“So here’s the plan”, kumar says before sipping his coffee.
“We take a bus to DharmaShala this evening. From Dharmashala we’ll go to Manali on Firday.”

“That sounds great”, I replied.

Kumar was in a very cheerful and calm mood.
He was very happy with his recent trip to North East, Where he roamed around Sikkim,Assam,Meghalaya and Manipur for 3 months.

Kumar was a free bird. He quit his well paying, comfortable corporate job 5 years ago.
He is a guide now. He has been to many difficult treks.
In fact he has completed one of the most difficult treks. ‘The snowman trail’ in Bhutan.
This trek so hard, that the percentage of trekkers who complete it is less than the percentage of people who succesfully climb Mt.Everest.

“I earn decent money and no need to follow any fool’s orders.” that was his answer,
when someone asks why he quit his comfy job.

We sat watching some dumb pop music videos on the television, as we waited for Rahul.

Rahul is an old freind of mine. Rahul is very handsome.
With good physique and toned muscles, his dream was to become a movie hero.
Of course his dreams never came true, and he settled for small time modelling jobs.

Rahul is a good man at heart but very dumb.
He is very short tempered too. One day he freaked out and rammed his wife’s beautiful face into the wall, leading to thier divorce, 6 months in jail and a heavy fine.

His life is in ruins now and I invited him with us on the tour, which he gladly accepted.
“He’s a bit short tempered, but very good at heart”, I told Kumar, When he asked me what kind of a guy Rahul is.

Rahul came after half hour. We discussed our plans, he was fine with it.
So we were all ready to board the bus to Dhrmashala that evening.

Suddenly I heard a familiar voice, saying hello to Kumar.
It was Priya.

“How did u know, we were here?!” I said
“I know where you guys would be, when you are hung over from last night!!” she says.

She and Kumar were discussing about his trip.
Mean while, Rahul was staring at Priya, with his mouth open.
She was such a beauty, cant expect better from Rahul!

After she finished talking to Kumar, she noticed Rahul.

“Who’s your handsome friend?” she asks me.
I introduced them. Though priya was talking, Rahul was at loss of words.
Finally he managed to say “You are very beautiful”, trying not to blush too much.

“why dont you take me out for dinner tonight?”, she says.
“Sure!!”, blurted out Rahul, unable to hide his delight.

Later Priya explained Vivek’s plans for the trip.
They would fly to Shimla on Tuesday, and later travel to Manali for the weekend.
Before Priya left, she said goodbye to us and with a smile reminded Rahul about their date.

Rahul asked us to proceed to Dharmashala as planned and he will join us there later.
After that, Rahul bored us with his talk. He was so happy that we introduced her to Priya, how he never thought he will meet a beautiful woman again bla blah…

Finally, he got up to leave.
“I know you are very happy. But just be careful. She’s married already.Don’t get your hopes high.” I said,
with a hint of jealousy in my tone.

After Rahul left, I noticed Kumar looking at me with a smirk on his face.

“What’s the matter?”

“Nothing important. Are you comfortable with this trip. I’m worried about you!”

“Worried about me!? because of Rahul? No way, I know him from a long time. I hope you are comfortable with him.”

“I’m not talking about Rahul. I’m talking about you and Priya. I can tell that you are still in love with her.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll be fine. I’m more worried about how Rahul and Vivek will cope!”

“Hmmm.. and by the way, when you first described Rahul, you mentioned ‘Short tempered’, but you never mentioned ‘dumb’!”