In search of love

Experience taught me its very difficult to find love, leave alone true love. especially if u are a guy..that too a spoilt, confused, not so good lookin guy.

In my experience i wud have proposed to a zillion gals(proud of it though :P) with out any success (not so proud of it..:( ). so i thought I'd categorize the various ways u cud ask a gal for love..for the sake of those rookies who are still contemplating which way to choose.. but i shud warn u though all of them have a very less probability of success (unless u r a John Abraham kinda hunk..).

The first way is definitely 'write a letter'..the most popular way in school..
guy composes a letter full of superlatives about the gal..and sprinkles it with cute little heart symbols.. and of course a huge greeting card if he thinks he could afford to waste money on his love.. ;). guy goes in search of the gal and finds her.. pedals faster..skids his bicycle in front of the gal in a typical gult hero style.. and then starts a conversation which goes some thing like this...

guy: hiiiii.... :D
gal: u again..!..and why do make ur dakota cycle to skid all the time..it already looks like junk..
guy: hehe..leave it.. i've something for u.. (takes out the big greeting card with a
Colgate ad smile..)
gal: whts this?
guy: its a greeting card.. :D
gal: hehehe(sarcastic) .. i know its a greeting card.. but why did u bring it to me..
guy: you'll know why..there's a letter with the card too..u shud read it..its quite poetic too...
gal: (with a frown) ok..(and takes it..)

our hero in a elated mood takes off on his bicycle..grinning...
and this is what probably 'll happen next day..

guy: so...:D
gal: so..?..wht..?
guy: dint u read my letter..?
gal: oh ur letter.. its in the garbage bin near the place you met me yesterday..
guy: wht.. in the garbage bin..!!..wht about the card..??
gal: ohh the card .. I gave it to vicky (the senior with a cute smile.)..hope you dont mind..:D
guy: :'(

After many letter writing episodes like this, the guy realizes the letter funda and all the cards he bought with hard earned money (stolen from dad's pocket) wont work. he immediately consults his frnd who tasted success with many of the opposite sex including an hot aunty next door.

so the our guy meets up with the advisor on the terrrace.

guy: these letters and cards are not working man..!
advisor: ofcourse..letters and cards are outdated dude..u think gals are stupid..?!..nebody can buy a card and get a letter written from his frend..!
guy: hmm..yeah..u r right..wht shud i do..? :(
advisor: hmm..u shud try becoming frens first..before u tell them ur intentions...
guy: oohhh.....really..
advisor: yes man...believe me..simple rules...make frens..help her..give advice..and whn the moment comes..take advantage..;)
and remember..u shud be patient..if one gal doesn't work out the next one 'll always will..;)
guy: u r so right dude..thnk you so much.. :D
advisor: i know..now lets go and u r going to buy me a beer..

so our guy resorts to the more tedious process of making frens, listening to her worries..giving her advice..doin little chores for her..dropping her at various places .. etc etc... and when he thinks the moment came..used to express his intentions...

This wud generally result in our guy getting slapped..or..inever thoguht of u in such way..we shud just be frens..or..ohh so sweet..but i already have a boy fren..or..the worst one..the rich father and elder brothers of the gal beat him up..!!

though these experiences were never fruitful, our guy got strong mentally. he came to a conclusion after all life can be cruel and he shud be ready to face it.
he also told himself never to act on others advices and decide to do wht his heart tells him to do(this happened after the release of 'mohabbatein' of course..:P).

so..after a lot of trial and error .. and lot of dejection, agony and frustration..our guy came to a conclusion..lemme be straight forward with any gal i meet from now..its has a very low success rate..but who cares..my attempts are not successful even now! and more over when i meet my true love, my dream gal (the gal who loves straight forward guys..!), i wudn't miss out on her by doing stupid things like writing letters, making frens blah blah...

so now a days, when our guy meets a gal now a days..

guy: heyy.
gal: hii..
guy: u r so beautiful..
gal: :D
guy: would you be my gal..?
gal:

guy: heyy.
gal: hii..
guy: u r so beautiful..
gal: :D
guy: would you be my gal..?
gal: hehe.. nice try..
guy: hehe.. hope u dont have a boy frend..!
gal: i do..
guy:

guy: heyy.
gal: hii..
guy: u r so beautiful..
gal: :D
guy: would you be my gal..?
gal: hehe.. u r hopeless..we just met..
guy: so why dont we meet this weekend...
gal: and do wht..
guy: have a couple of beers and have fun..
gal: so..u booze ha..
guy: why.. u dont..!.. u shud..boozing helps evolution of mind..!
gal: hehe...really...
guy: in fact u shud try smoking some weed too..!
gal: <#k#K3k> .. wierdo ..(runs from the place)..

guy: heyy.
gal in office: hii..
guy: u r so beautiful..
gal in office: :D
guy: would you be my gal..?
gal in office: hehe.. lets see
guy: u know..i'm an IIT pass out..
gal in office: ohh ..really.i heard all IITians booze a lot and are addicted to drugs..!
guy: well not really addicted though..
gal in office: hmm..
guy: so..can we go out this weekend..
gal in office: naah..i have plans..may be some other time..
guy: hmm..:( .. may be next weekend..
gal in office: hmm..# to herself(may be next life..)

hmm..our guy still believes his straight forward way is still the best..and i'll keep u updated if he meets a gal who likes him...

if you reached till this point..thanks for your patience..

these days i'm reading an awesome blog (Silverine) in my extremely boring and painful office hours.. she's simply awesome.. in fact some of the presentation ideas in this blog have been palgiarized from her blog.. :P .. in fact i'm thinking of proposing to her in a new way.. don't be surprised if you see..a big fonted 'PLeaseeeeeeeee Maryyyy Meeeeeee' in her comments section..;)